Feeling cheated by the basic generic way your avatar looks just like everyone
else’s? Do you have a need to customize and accessorize your lil’ you in a way that
would make Paris Hilton clap so hard in appreciation that she actually becomes a
virgin again? A new update in the spring of ’09, will make the retardedness of the
avatar setup on the Xbox 360 even retardier.

Behold the update/DLC that is an avatar shop/mall for your Mii….oh, excuse me, I
mean, avatar.

You will soon be able to spend your real money on fictional gamer points, to buy
fictional hip hop clothes and eye brows that have slits shaved like Vanilla Ice.
Down the road I envision, they will have characters for sale, like an avatar of
Marcus Fenix, or maybe even that worthless woman behind the mask….Master Chief. (And yes, Master Chief is a actually a woman, consider this another SAVG exclusive) So start saving your change boys and girls, so you can afford the best and newest crap for your little you.

Contact: - h4nz0