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by hanzo on Jan.14, 2009, under News
6yr old kid steals car after missing the bus, credit video games for driving skills
After missing the school bus in the morning, a 6 year old kids stole his parents ’05 Ford Taurus and attempted to drive himself to school. This lil’ tyke made it 6 miles down the road, where officers said he had made mulitple turns successfully and did not hit a thing until he crashed into an embankment. Don’t worry bleeding hearts, the little prick was alright. When questioned on how he learned to drive so well, he credited Grand Theft Auto and Monster Truck video games. (Why else would we
cover it) The question I have is…. okay, he’s a bad ass for stealing a car and playing GTA at 6, but what kind of douche wants to go to school that badly. Maybe he wrecked because he was trying to put in a vehicle spawn code for a Super GT on his cell phone like in GTA. Keep Rocking the System Little Man!
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