News – For Gamers By A Ranting Idiot
by hanzo on Dec.23, 2008, under News
17 year old kid kills mother over Halo 3
Resident Evil 5 box art and gameplay footage released!
Duke Nukem is still being fucking made?
17 YEAR OLD KILLS MOTHER OVER HALO 3
In the land where crystal meth is mixed with morning coffee, Ohio , a retard is accused of murdering his mother shooting his father. Apparently the father was a pastor at some church and did not approve of 17 year old Daniel Petric’s video game HALO 3. A month after taking them game from him, and locking it in the storage box, Daniel broke in to the safe, grabbed his copy of Halo and a 9mm hand gun. He then asked his parents to close their eyes for a surprise. He proceeded to shoot and murder his mother, and wounding his father. (ALLEDGEDLY) ßlegal disclaimer While his father was still alive, Daniel took the gun and placed it in his dad’s hand to make it look like a murder suicide. When arrested, this waste of fuck, told the police that he was there when his father shot his mother, and took off…with his copy of Halo 3. Wow, simply wow. What the fuck is wrong with people now a days. Over a game, as shitty as Halo 3? Really? Call of Duty 4 at launch maybe, but fucking Halo 3? Sheesh…..I picture Daniel making the Halo blaster gun sounds as he shot them. “Peeeeew!!! Peeeew!!! Come in Cortana…Yes, the problem has been resolved, Master Chief out!”
RESIDENT EVIL 5 BOX ART AND GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE RELEASED!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T38mAcde8m8
This is the game I am waiting for. Besides looking amazing I have yet to play a Resident Evil came since PS2 days. I know I know, shame on me. It seems that they have waded through all of the racial complications of a white cops brutality shooting 100′s of haitians, and have finally released some gameplay footage and box art. Looks pretty fucking rad granny.
DUKE NUKEM IS STILL BEING FUCKING MADE?
For all of you old school gamers out there. 3d Realms has release a pretty sweet screenshot of its characters for the upcoming, Duke Nuke Em: Forever, game that is currently in the works. (This has been the offical wording for over 2 years now) “Currently in the works.” Get your shit together, so we can blast some pigs, and saves some space hotties covered in goo! This photo is a christmas come early for the fan boys who are already enjoying the retro game on 360 Xbox Live Arcade. All I can say is hurry the fuck up 3D Realms, or blow it our your ass!
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